halo coach


a halo coach is someone who speaks like a robot, gives you advice on the simplest of tasks repeatedly in halo games, to the point of losing your f-cking mind. see “-sshat” or “motherf-cker” for more information.
“i am your halo coach…listen to me and i help you win. you jack-ss.”

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