Halo PseudoPro
a person in just about any halo game(more recently halo:reach) who is of a high rank, yet is terrible, immature, a squeaker, talks too much sh-t, uses detachable turrets, rushes power weapons, betrays teammates for said power weapons, or overall is just a bad player of halo. this mostly pertains to reach since the rank of the player is determined by the amount of overall time the player has achieved in multiplayer(credit-based ranking system.)
most pseudopros usually boost, either by full-party methods or by challenge boosting. in other halo games like halo 3 it can be detected by people who brag about armor, achievements, or anything really.
basically, if you run into a halo pseudopro, please for the love of god, do not friend request them just because they are a forerunner/50/have all achievements. also, do not pay any attention to their unnecessary teabags/hate messages/general -sshole behavior. they just want attention since their mom/transvest-te dad stopped breastfeeding them.
me: i ran into a halo pseudopro today, all he did was teabagand brag about his hayabusa armor, even though the year is 2011 and everyone who has the campaign disc has it. friend: wow someone like that must just have a tiny d-ck/enflamed cl-teris and feels like they need attention, what an -sshole.
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