Halo Reach

f-ck load better than call of duty.
cod player:dude i just got a thermal scope for my acr
smart guy plying halo reach:f-ck you i just got a killionare
the fifth halo game made by bungie studios to be released in 2010.
“halo reach is a very antic-p-ted game for many people who call themselves gamers, and casual players alike.”
the fourth and final complete halo t-tle from bungie studios. with solid campaign, multiplayer, forge, firefight, custom games, and theater mode (all features the halo franchise is now known for) the t-tle offers the most bang for your buck if you are into thrill shooters.

this game is hated by sony fanboys, for no reason whatsoever than it is not on their console. which is funny because sony had the chance to buy out bungie before microsoft did but didn’t.

anyway with m-ssive customization features in an fps which is only outdone by pc mods. halo reach offers extensive (and i can’t stress that enough) replay value that will surely show come semptember 14th
sony fanboy: killzone, resistance, and mag pwn gaylo reach-around f-ggot!
halo fan: yeah i’d rather pay $60 for one amazing fps than $180 for three more or less…average fps t-tles that everyones too busy on cod to play.
sony fanboy: shaddup f-ggot!
halo fan: dude why the f-ck can’t you just accept the fact that halo reach and past t-tles are good games and get on with your life?
sony fanboy: halo is overrated!
halo fan: oh yeah it’s because you don’t have one.
a new medical condition that seems to have originated in bungie studios. it is highly contagious and can be caught by experiencing the highly antic-p-ted game halo reach. early symptoms consist of fainting and uncontrollable happiness. later symptoms consist of dropping out of school and/or quitting your job. other symptoms consist of not wanting to do anything exept play this game. this prevents someone who is infected from eating, sleeping, and playing sh-tty video games (ahem mw2). many experts predict record high cases of this condition on september 14 2010
when halo reach graces your tv screen, you won’t be able to resist catching this condition
-the fourth halo game created by bungie and the last they will ever make. also the game cannot be tolerated by cod fans cuz they cant handle the awsomesauce that is the halo series

-the reason your going to drop out of school
halo fan: dude, did you see the new halo reach trailer?
cod fan: no, black ops is coming out
halo fan: (shows trailer to cod fan)
cod fan: f-ck black ops. i get reach
the one and only solution to all of your problems. works on weekends too!
guy #1: dude i’m depressed, got any ludes or somethin.
guy #2: nope, just some halo reach should do the trick.
guy #1: oh yeah, i’m r-t-rded aren’t i.

girl #1: can you give me the answers to the homework last night.
guy #1: (never did the work) hey, wanna play some reach today.
girl #1: h-ll f-ckin yes!!! ill frag you again.
possibly the best game ever to be created and is the most antic-p-ted game of 2010
grab a beer some popcorn sit down and play some halo reach

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