Halo Turrets


the constent cussing of a person that is being owned on halo.
(loud scream from dying master cheif)

bob: that f-cking f-cker just shot the f-ck out of me.
what h-ll did that f-cking piece of sh-t come from.

jim: dude she shot you with a plasma pistol. quit with the halo turrets

bob: wtf!! no f-cking way!

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