Halstead
1. a person at the absolute top level of uniqueness and awesomeness.
2. a person who displays consistent bad-ss and insane behavior, much like those on the tv show, jack-ss.
“who went with you to the concert?”
“oh, a couple of my friends, and there was this one halstead guy that n-body knew, but he was pretty awesome.”
“how awesome?”
“think light yourself on fire and laugh.”
“whoa….that’s pretty awesome.”
in poker, playing a “halstead” refers to playing a jack deuce. often successful at taking the pot with this hand, there are few that like getting beaten by this combo.
i had a halstead and he went all in, i flopped a jack and caught a deuce on the river giving me two pairs to his one!
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