Ham-Blasting


to engage in s-xual intercourse with an unattractive, often overweight, intoxicated female. derived from the derrog. slam-pig, refering to opportunistic ugly women who rely on last-call desperation to hook up.
while his fellow frat brothers frustratedly pursued sorority tens, chip found satisfaction in ham-blasting his way through local dive bars.

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