Ham Fisted


receiving total hand pleasure from a large handed sweaty man who may or may not have recently eaten a large quant-ty of meat; hence giving him the meat sweats causing a “ham like” scent.
after i got ham fisted buy gary last night i was craving a hoagie something fierce.
the state of having been rectally or v-g-n-lly penetrated by a solid and salty pork product.
ham-fisted: sodomized by a virginia ham. raped by a prosciutto. bacon throat.

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