ham pile


(huh-am)-(pie-el)
1) a gross v-g-n- dripping with ooze, cold and clammy, and sticking together like cling wrap so it needs to be peeled apart.
2) slightly mushy.
“so dude, i was getting with this chick and i was stoked because she had a huge rack, but when i pulled off her pants she had a total ham pile and it reeked!”

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