ham shandy
masturbation,w-nking,frigging off,spanking the monkey.
whenever i am feeling randy
my only recourse is a good ham shandy
a term used by mistaken people who actually mean ‘hand shandy’. they’ve probably gone through their whole life saying it wrong, as it sounds similar in conversation.
– i just had a ham shandy
– really, a hand shandy?
– yeah!
– great stuff
an enjoyable experience for all those involved.
i had to cut my web surfing short because…
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