Ham Slamming
the act of beating your p-n-s so hard that in the end it turns a pinkish color, thus looking like a piece of ham. best results come from using both hands at the same time since, they cause more friction.
i was ham slamming the other day at work and my boss walked in and joined me. i ended up quiting my job a few moments later.
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