Ham Strips


a euphemism for a battered, worn out p-ssy. an extremely blown out v-g-n-. thick, red, bulbous v-g-n-l lips. a cousin of beef drapes and roast beef curtains. not the kind of female you want to bring home to meet your parents.
“you see that girl at the club last night?”

“yeah man, her ham strips were bursting out of her daisy dukes. freaking gross.”

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