hamboned
to get really nice and drunk.
i’m getting hamboned tonight.
the act of getting completely blacked out drunk before the party begins, usually around mid-day on a sat-rday.
dude, john was ham boned before we even got to the party.
inebriated; inappropriately wasted
i got so hamboned with joe last night, i don’t even remember how i got home.
the act of being so drunk that your floating somewhere between hammered and f-cked aka boned.
dude 20 bucks says shes gonna be hamboned after that funnel of wine
we might be drunk but hes sooo hamboned right now he cant even figure out the concept of shoes right now
too sleep with a girl who is 5 minutes away from throwing up and p-ssing out at the party.
guy 1: that sl-te is way too drunk
guy 2: you’re right dude, now’s my chance
-f-cks her in a laundry room next to liter box and leaves right before she throws up in it and herself-
guy 1: d-mn i can’t believe you just hamboned her like that
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