Hamburgence
(noun; pr-nounced: ham-burr-jenss) hamburgence is a physiologically-induced, and paradoxically urgent state of mind; one that combines all the mystery and intrigue of the human digestive processes, the urgent drive to satisfy a craving, and the related cascade of coma-inducing neurotransmitter chemicals in response to the consumption, and subsequent overfill of specifically fatty foods: primarily hamburgers. the end result is usually a food-coma.
the chubby kid in the booth at mcdonalds, staring vacantly at the 10+ empty hamburger wrappers before him, unable to move nor utter a single word, has reached the event horizon of a food-coma, brought on by an episode of hamburgence.
as he raises his sausage-link fingers to grasp ahold of his cup of over-priced sugar-syrup-water, he suddenly realizes the futility of such an ambitious act; subsequently surrendering to his body’s fat-saturated condition – albeit temporarily.
note: a hamburgence-induced food-coma is one of the shorter-lasting conditions related to overindulgence.
johnny: “we should hit the road now, if we’re going to make it to the hotel in time to check in.”
gordo: “i….can’t….move…ughhhnnn”
johnny: “oh no, you didn’t… my back hurts today, i can’t carry you again!”
gordo: “i am sorry….but….i…i….” (drools on self, eyes half-lidded)
johnny: “dude – your hamburgence has gotten to a dangerous level.. i’ve had enough of your blubbery! get up!!”
gordo: “zzzzzz….zzzzz….”
(noun; pr-nounced: ham-burr-jenss) hamburgence is a physiologically-induced state of mind; one that combines all the mystery and intrigue of the human digestive processes, and the related cascade of coma-inducing neurotransmitter chemicals in response to the consumption, and subsequent overfill of – specifically – incredibly fatty foods: primarily hamburgers.
the chubby kid in the booth at mcdonalds, staring vacantly at the 10+ empty hamburger wrappers before him, unable to move nor utter a single word, has reached a plainly obvious state of…. hamburgence.
as he raises his sausage-link fingers to grasp ahold of his cup of over-priced sugar-syrup-water, he suddenly realizes the futility of such an ambitious act, thereby surrendering to his body’s fat-saturated, blubbery condition – albeit temporarily.
he is hamburgent; hamburgent he is.
johnny: “we should hit the road now, if we’re going to make it to the hotel in time to check in.”
gordo: “i….can’t….move…ughhhnnn”
johnny: “oh no, you didn’t… my back hurts today, i can’t carry you again!”
gordo: “i am sorry….but….i…i….” (drools on self, eyes half-lidded)
johnny: “dude – your hamburgence has gotten to a dangerous level.. i’ve had enough of your blubbery! get up!!”
gordo: “zzzzzz….zzzzz….”
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