Hamburger Bag
the s-xual act of having -n-l intercourse with a person in the late stages of ebola infection, whereupon pulling out the intestinal lining sloughs off on the thing inserted in the -n-s (p-n-s, d-ld-, banana, tom cruise, ect.).
guy #1: hey, good to see your feeling better.
guy #2: yeah thanks man! not only am i feeling better, but those nice guys in the cdc gave me the most awesome hamburger bags, on the hour every hour!
guy #1: …
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