hamburger hassle
(n.) the verbal abuse you get from the annoying friend who always spots that you have a hickey on your body and proceeds to tell everyone.
guy 1- “wow, dave! nice hickey!
guy 2- “shut up, dude. it’s not that visible.”
guy 1- “bullsh-t man, you need to start feeding that poor girl! she hungry! hey, look at dave’s hickey, everybody!!!”
guy 2- “t.j., why are you giving me such a hamburger h-ssle, man? you jealous?”
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