Hamgurgler


while in the act of showering, cupping a handful of water and putting it next against your -n-s and then ripping a fart causing a gurgling sound. similar to a pressed ham or shower fart or fart
while i was in the shower, i opted out of giving bob a pressed ham and instead gave him a hamgurgler.
when a person drops his pants in front of a girl or boy he barely knows and makes that girl or boy gurgle on his meat load while his sp-nky taint lays in wait for that individual to suck on it
dude! seth! did you give him that hamgurgler last night when i was sleeping in the bed next to you? you’re such a f-g!

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