a incurable disease in which one feels the need to sing hamilton lyrics in public, usually after being prompted by normal everyday speech .
personsufferingfromhamilaria:”for the rest of your life!”
teacher: now what can you tell from the lega-
personsufferingfromhamilaria: “legacy…what is a legacy?! it’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see!”
- albino gravy pump
a vigorous hand job with two fisted pumping action delivering a climactic release of albino gravy aka j*zz. jessie gave me the old albino gravy pump last night.
slang for going insane. just absolutely, insane. and being stupid all the time. guy: i am a mushroom, a giant mushroom other guy: are you trying to gonova?
a person on snapchat who pity’s themselves so much it becomes irritating to point of blocking them. “god jennifer is such a pitysnapper ima block her”
- metal rocks
a small yet rewarding rock found in ark: survival evolved “oh look some metal rocks on the river bed, lets mine them!”