Hamilton Surprise


a surprise involving penetrating someone’s -sshole with a pre-frozen t-rd. optimally t-rd will be made from someone else’s sh-t.
“hey man, why are you covered in tiny scratches?”
– “oh i totally hamilton surprised my cat last night, and let me tell you – she was p-ssed!”
1 more definition
penetrating an -ss hole with a frozen piece of sh-t then licking it then penetrating it again.
o man, last night i and my girl had our self one h-ll of a hamilton surprise and we ended up eating w.e was left.

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