Hammence
1. the act of recreationally drinking copious amounts of alcohol for the soul purpose of severe intoxication. (drinking to get drunk)
2. an event or collective of individuals brought together by the common goal of getting hammed, achieving hammence.
3. an individual who is constantly over intoxicated, making themselves the center of attention as a result. a hammence.
“i’ts friday afternoon, let the hammence commence!”
“woah that rager last night at slloyd’s was such a hammence, i lost my shoes.”
“khughes is too hammed again… that kid is such a hammence, i can’t believe it.”
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