Hammer Hawker
a male or female who simply stares at the cotch of another male, the worst cases are when a person “zones” out and crotch gazes for several seconds or when you are in a bathroom while another man stares directly at your hammer.
it is not easy to catch a hammer hawker because many people engage in the activity.
women are also engaging in this new activity also reffering to it as sizing the man… the larger the bulge = the larger the hammer.
” hey man i swear that chick over there is a hammer hawker she keeps staring at my kn-b.”
” what a f-cking hammer hawker that guy is.”
” i can’t believe i just c-ck gazed, you don’t have to tell me… i know i’m a hammer hawker.”
“hey! quit hawking my hammer.”
sarah-” omg look at the size of the bulge on that man”
juilie-“oh sarah your such a hammer hawker.”
“holy sh-t you zoned out hardcore bro you hammer hawked for at least 30 seconds you f-g.”
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