hammerblasted
more than drunk. a state of intoxication that exist in those few bac decimal places before unconsciousness. really, really, really, drunk. motor skills will severely degrade. eyes may operate independently instead of in tandem. you may not be able to locate your pants the next day.
bob was really hammerblasted last night. he parked his car in the living room and slept in the garage.
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