hammered ass
less than acceptable, unattractive. unsatisfactory.
that broad’s face looks like hammered -ss.
the c-sserole you made tastes like hammered -ss
sub par. well below average. sh-tty.
that stripper has a smoking hot body but her face looks like hammered -ss. i don’t know what happened last night but i feel like hammed -ss today.
the funk you smell in a room after going through withdrawls!
this bedroom smells like hammered -ss!
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to check in non-working computer code right before a big meeting and deploy to the demonstration server. jim really hammered the baseline. “can’t code this.”
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being incredibly drunk. once you p-ss being hammered, you are hammer tossed. mike – wow sh-lly was so drunk friday night that she p-ssed out on a bench on the street. dan – yeah she was definitely hammer tossed.
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intact pieces of corn that you pick out of your sh-t, then wash (optional), then serve it to someone you don’t like. jack made a detour by the employee bathroom to prep some fresh hand-me-down corn to go with his customer’s steak and baked potato.
- Hanging Harley
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a hang on sloopy is a t-rd that doesn’t want to be detached whilst its being laid. made famous by the mccoys in their 1965 song “hang on sloopy”, detailing a t-rdtastic s-xual encounter with poo the lead singer had earlier that year. annotated original lyrics are below: sloopy lives in a very bad part […]