hammered shit
1. a mind, physical, or combination of both, state that is the result of over indulging and lack of sleep during a night out. 2. a state that may occur when violently ill, possibly because of definition 1., or a legitimate illness. 3. a state that may occur after the “sh-t hammered” stage (see sh-t hammered).
a person who finds themselves in this state should under no circ-mstances operate heavy machinery, vehicles of any type, firearms, explosives, small children, the elderly, the disabled, business meetings, bathing, feeding one self (chance of ingesting a dodgy doner kebab), bowels movements (chance of soiling one self), dressing, french poodles, a professional kick boxing match, and generally any task that involves coherent thought and/or co-ordination.
after jason spent all night drinking and spending time in the arms of a promiscuous woman, he realised that he had nothing to look forward to at work accept a day of feeling like hammered sh-t.
infantry slang for splattered guts, or blown to bl–dy pieces, to include intestines, bowel, and stomach contents.
those raghead f-cks launched a mortar over the wall and blew private smith (someone’s precious baby) into hammered sh-t.
ugly. most g-d awfull ugly one can imagine
i remember when she was the prom queen. after 5 years on her back, paying for crystal meth she is ugly as hammered sh-t
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