hammertext
an incredibly annoying series of texts that either
a) could have been condensed in a single text
b) are closely timed and repet-tive
g-d d-mn it. i gave debby my phone number and now she has been hammertexting me for the last hour asking where i am. avoiding debby, that’s where.
a text received from someone, usually at a socially inappropriate hour, that is obviously under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
“this guy hammertexted me at 3am, he was wasted.”
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