hammich
ham + sandwich = hammich
not an std.
girl #1: hey, i gots a tasty hammich!
guy #2: that sounds like an std.
girl#1: well it’s not!!!!!!!!!!! -twitch- -twitch- -foams at mouth-
an std caused by a small person with a ham sandwich. usually attracts weasels in large numbers that will probably gnaw your face off.
small person:(puts ham sandwich in most amazing person’s hood)
most amazing person: oh no!!! do you realize what you have just done?!?!?!??!!
(weasels come and maul the most amazing person all because the small person didnt think that hammich was an std
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