Hampshire


– noun

1. refer to definition of “hampshire college”
– adjective
1. referring to something extremely eccentric, especially in a extremely liberal, or hippy way.
“that’s so hampshire”
2. referring to something very introspective.
1. “i decided to wear my rainbow tights with my leather sandals from nepal.”
“omg, that’s like soo hampshire.”

2. writing a paper on the deep personal meaning of an experience
a beefy teenager usually male hobbies include eating beef burgers and stealing alcohol
look at that rhino its a right hampshire
a hick town in the middle of nowhere. people who live here frequently have raves in their barns and then pop a tent in their backseats when too drunk to drive. the whole drinkin in a small town thing is usually a fun time except that every other person is your cousin to some degree… whoa incest. brian james gross will eventually grow up to be the mayor and live in splendor in a 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath ranch on his own acre of land, cable television and air conditioning not included but maybe he can build his own pool.
why would we ever want to go to hampshire?

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