Hamster Dick
an insult towards one who has a tiny d-ck. may also talk big on the internet and fap to p-rn 100000x a day.
1. i bet he has a hamsterd-ck.
2. bob: i have a big p-n-s.
joe: you hamsterd-ck.
3.my d-ck is a very very small d-ck. 2.5 inches in length when erect. ive always had a tiny p-n-s and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. i cant really have s-x because its too small, and because women wont have s-x with me cos they cant feel anything. all of this is because i have a micro p-n-s!
3 more definitions
someone who has very small p-n-s.
jay leno is a hamster d-ck for scr-w-ng conan like that.
something that is very large in ratio to the size of its or your body. this refers to the size of a hamsters p-n-s in relationship to the size of its body. this ratio is said to be close to 1:1
“burritos from el pelon are about the size of a hamster d-ck”
a very small p-n-s, about the size of a hamster
ryan knuth has a hamster d-ck
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