hamsterbating
the hamster version of masturbation
even though they are actually cleaning themselves, it looks more like they are pleasing themselves
bruno: hey man, what in the world is your hamster doing?
alfie: oh, don’t worry about it, he’s just hamsterbating.
bruno: gross man, you need to get him a woman!
the act of helping a hamster m-st-rb-t-
“i had to start hamsterbating my pet hamster. he can’t do it himself on account of his tiny arms and lack of thumbs.”
a hairy person who m-st-rb-t-s
rememba when pat was caught by a security in da bathroom for jacking off?
-his hairy -ss, dat man was hamsterbating!
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