Hamstering
when a person or company tries to get out of a situation, by finding a loophole to get through, or coming up with some kind of bullsh-t excuse.
much like a hamster tries anything to escape its cage.
d-mn insurance company is hamstering out of paying me.
the act of being busy and spending a lot of time on something, but not getting anything accomplished, just like a hamster exercising on a hamster wheel.
did you see frank hamstering up on seventh floor with marketing yesterday? i can’t believe the execs aren’t on to him. what a hamster.
when a person or company tries to get out of a situation, by finding a loophole to get through, or coming up with some kind of bullsh-t excuse.
much like a hamster tries anything to escape its cage.
d-mn insurance company is hamstering out of paying me.
expending a lot of time and energy, but not getting anything accomplished (just like a hamster on a hamster wheel).
did you see frank hamstering up on seventh floor again yesterday? i can’t believe executive management isn’t on to him yet.
a s-xual practice which involves being locked away for an extended periods of time and being caressed/played with by the master, who is the so called owner of the hamster.
jeff needed some thrills, so he went and found a good owner for some hamstering over the summer. what a way to spend a holiday!
deriving from the animal, it means to have s-x from behind.
eric: yeah i love hamstering brindy all night!
verb: when a human or other animal draws liquid from a tube or nozzle type object in the same manner as a common hamster does with its water bottle apporatus in its cage.
he didn’t have a cup to drink out of… so when no one was looking… he put his mouth up against the water cooler nozzle and became hamstering his drink.
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