hamsterpants
when someone only p-ssingly familiar with modern english and the word “happenstance” is presented with a situation that is so coincidental, it’s as if a higher power has ordained that it should be so.
when a juror finds a perfectly organic way to reference the movie “so i married an axe murderer” during sequestering, and then it turns out he has a portable dvd player and copy of the movie under the table. juror #1: “this opportunity is way to hamsterpants to p-ss up.”
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