Hamstershaver
a strain of stupidity that is virilously contagious. has a crayon-based diet, but also eats play-dough and paste. choice of hosts are typically semi-r-t-rded fat chicks with ample br–sts. never found in the v-g-n-l orifices.
algernon is a hamstershaver.
chubby chaser. plumper lover. anti kitty licker. jedi master of karma whoring. all knowing karma master. one that has s-xual intercourse in two minutes or less
hammy is a karma wh-r-.
one who has hamsters.
more than one hammster.
the one with hammsters.ie hammster haver
look mummy at the hamster rangler.
mummy:””indeed…he is a hamster haver.”
1.master and commander of the jedi council; bis-xual and proud of it; gay and lesbian tolerance teacher to young padawans.
2. one who purchases karma.
1. hammy® leads the underground order of the ef jedi; molests his young padawan ironically enough named spongebob.
2. 100,000k to 140,000k over night.
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