Hand Cluck


the act of masturbation, particularly masturbation so furious that the action of one’s hand causes the genitals to begin making a flapping or clapping noise.
that fat loser became so aroused watching lesbian p-rn that he dropped his pants in front of everyone and started making his hand cluck.

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