Hand Eye
the legend of one who amazed mere mortals with his presence. one truely touched with the power to entertain those around him with his uncoordinated acts. many scholars believed he was a god but others disagreed. only truely ever know by few his time here was a lesson to those around him work on each aspect of your coordination. hand eye bagan to fade away over time. many now speculate he is the beloved hutch but it is unknown. his presence will live on in our hearts. keep strong hand eye.
i wish i was hand eye
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