hand-gate


obscure basketball stat first mentioned in email to espn’s bill simmons.

a hand-gate is earned when a player (while on the bench) over-dramatically shields his ecstatic teammates from spilling onto the court during a big moment in the game.
the all-time ncaa hand-gate leader is cherokee parks with 12.

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