hand-held darkness eliminator
an awesomely descriptive name for a flashlight (or torch if you hail outside the united states).
peter: hey steve, would you be so kind as to let me borrow your flashlight?
steve: oh, you mean my hand-held darkness eliminator? you can on the condition that you swear to guard and protect it with your life, for its powers are unmeasurable and should not be toyed with by mere mortals!
peter: so. . . does that mean it’s like solar powered or something?
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