hand iron
the act of p-ssing one’s hands over really crumpled clothes with the aim of removing creases. it is generally practiced by the male population and others affecting the “get out of bed straight to cl-ss look”.
x- aaargh you are so not going to wear that shirt.
y- once i hand iron it … you won’t even know the difference!!
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complete your current task i had to handle up on this report i was writing. n 1: an erect p-n-s hard-on 2: a structure that has been erected 3: the act of building or putting up that girl was so hot i went handle up after we met.
- Spam Hulahoop
the spam-like hole in the middle of your -n-s, where the chocolate comes from. (in mr. bean voice…) oooh, h-llo sailor… do you want to finger my spam hulahoop? …. please… an -sshole. pink ring of -n-l love. finger my spam hulahoop, big boy!
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the ability to spot a transgender person based on that person’s appearance. similar to gaydar. “yo, i got some serious spaydar going off on that dude. you don’t think…. (pause) nahhhhh!”