Hand-Job Bandit
a large, fat, ugly and un-attractive female who preys on drunk teenagers. she waits until said drunk teen p-sses out at a party where she begins to deliver a handjob to the unexpecting young man. the man then either wakes up and gets rid of the bandit, or just rolls with it and trys to keep it a secret from all of his friends.
the hjb can also be referred to in numerical form, by using the letters 8-10-2h=8 j=10 b=2
“oh man, did you hear? snake got attacked by the hand-job bandit last night!”
“dont p-ss out tonight boys.. here comes the hjb.”
“heads up fellas, i just caught word of the 8-10-2 coming to town.”
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