Hand Tattoo


a tattoo commonly found by those who are not concerned with the need for permanent employment such as wastoids. often shoddy in appearance as they are done illegally these tattoos are common among the lower cl-ss and post punk mtv “rebels” aka the ironically unemployed and the more sk-nky sorority girls aka the town bike.
the unemployment line is full of single parents with hand tattoos.

wow that is a nasty hand tattoo – well at least you know she puts out.

typical conversation with person with a hand tattoo:
maybe you can get a job at urban outfitters.
nah that would require getting up and everything.

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