Hand Test


a rule of thumb for judging someone’s attractiveness, which goes as follows:

“if s/he is more f-ckable than my hand, i’d hit it.”
dude, this chick ain’t anything to write home about, but she p-sses the hand test, so i’ll do her. whatever.

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