Hand Yoga
another name for masturbation.
every guy’s favorite type of yoga and a national past time.
often practiced by single males as a form of relaxation. it involves stroking one’s genitals until aroused and a warm sticky substance is omitted. this leads to a soothing sensation that makes one drowsy.
monica: why were you late for work today?
john: i was doing hand yoga.
monica: can i join you next time?
john: only if you plan on partic-p-ting.
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