Handango


a woman’s discrete -j-c-l-t–n of a man through the use of one or more hand(s). specifically refers to a situation with a high risk of discovery, e.g. at the movie theater, under the dinner table or in the back of a taxi cab. (note: some women lack the forearm strength to perform the handango to completion.)
the best part of the ride home from my eighth grade field trip to washington d.c. was getting a handango under a blanket at the back of the bus.

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