Handburger
a handburger is a culinary masterpiece made from the shredded remains of an animal, crafted by a man with only the implements g-d has given him. it is the ultimate man’s meal: a chunk of meat, inlaid with whatever he deems necessary, shaped however he pleases, and seared over the hot coals burning in his soul.
serve it on a bun or directly by hand.
frozen hamburgers? we only eat handburgers, here.
an act of foreplay, conducted during s-xual intercourse, whereby one of the love makers inserts their fist into the other’s r-ct-m whilst they defecate.
dude, we totally made a handburger and she like ate it down like a good gran’ma.
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