Handel


a male friend who is extremely intelligent and funny. they usually plan to do something to better the world. liked by many, usually very attractive, & always the life of the party.

sometimes used for one who accomplishes an awesome feat.

often confused with hansel.
dude, you just pulled a handel!
a small black boy who is very dark skinned and is very weird. not the smartest person in the world or not even smart short attention span and does not know how to think without hurting hisself
son when you grow up pay attention in school i dont want you to end up like handel
a graffit-t artists monicur
“ay you wright , wus ur handel”

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