Handfire
the process of self satisfaction via masterbating (hand), and the eventual release of seminal fluid (fire) as a result of the act. note that if “the fire” is not made, the term handfire is not applicable. you would be attemting to make some handfire, but would have not completed the act in the true sense of the term.
“i sprayed her down with a little handfire”
a handjob received while dining
“oh man, that chick was so wasted at the bbq that she didn’t even bother to wash the tobasco sauce off her hand before shoving it down my pants for a rough case of handfire.”
handjob
dude #1: “yo man, you get with that hot chick from last night?”
dude #2: “yeah, she gave me handfire under the table at the bar but i got too drunk to take her home.”
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- Hardie
the slang of hard-on. brian got a hardie when looking at haley. usually a lanky, curly haired goof with questionable s-xuality. will compare his genitalia to inademant obects such as large red bull or arizona ice tea cans, but is hung like a newt. flamer barley a man hardie
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used in the southern parts of norway, in the north east. hårre heite det går jo fly til ålesund, jo