handginity
handginity(v): the word handginity originates from a small town in saskatchewan, canada… much like virginity, it is an act of losing your innocence. handginity in turn, is the act of touching a p-n-s or other genitalia , whether directly or second-handedly.
ex. did you hear? mark lost his handginity at the ripe age of 7.
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