Handi


someone who is so stupid you sometimes think they are handicapped.
“suren, that helmet makes you look like a handi”
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doing something,or acting as if you are handicapped
ay, look at the way that fools dancin all handi and sh-t son
doing something,or acting as if you are handicapped
ay, look at the way that fools dancin all handi and sh-t son
a handi is when a man c-ms all in a womens nose, and when she sneezes it looks like an avalanche of mt. everest. normally the girls nose is clogged for days afterwards, and when she has the sniffles the man thinks about how he’s gonna do it again right after her nose clears up.
don’t give me another handi because my doctor said my nose cavities are unhealthy from c-m overdose.

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