handicap

sometimes used to specify certain parking places….although 95 percent of those with handicap placards aren’t truly handicapped. just fat and lazy.
mommy there’s a handicap spot right there! i can ride my wheelchair right into the store! sorry little suzie, but that fat n-gg-r with 6 kids needs it more than we do.
used to insult someone who acts like a r-t-rd. can be used in place of moron, idiot, or r-t-rd.
joe crashed his bike like a handicap.
to give your man a bl-w j-b or hand job to make him come earlier in the evening in hopes that he will last longer later in the evening, increasing your chances of getting off; an act to make him come now to level the playing field for later s-x, similar to a handicap score in golf
i knew that we would be out drinking late and wanted him to f-ck me good later so i gave him a handicap in the car on the way from dinner to the bar. when we got home home later he was able to give it to me for an hour.
when a guy expects to get a blow-job from a girl but only gets a hand job
“dude, did that girl give you dome?”

“naw man, i got hand-i-capped”
anyone caught dribbling, falling over or making stupid noises can be labelled a handicap.

e.g. eminem, fifty cent, and ja rule, however they disguise there noises under the term, garage music, or r ‘n’ b, or “rap”
ha that boy just fell over and dribbled on his hand, he sure is a handicap!