handicapable
someone who is crippled or handicapped but takes offense at those terms and prefers “handicapable.”
adam tore his achilles tendon and can’t walk, but thinks he can. he says he’s not handicapped, he claims to be handicapable.
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a quote from southpark character jimmy. he is handi-capped and proud. he excells at many things, so there for he does not consider himself as handi-capped but handi-capable.
cartman: jimmy is handi-capped.
jimmy: i prefer handi-capable.
an uppity cripple who thinks he’s better than you
joey’s mum drank while she was pregnant so he was born a mong. he prefers to be called handicapable.
some bullsh-t -ss term, that cripples use to make their inadequacy or lack or limbs appear to be beneficial or glorious.
susy: just because i dont have legs doesn’t mean im still not a great lay. i can still perform kegels, so my cooter is tight. i’m handicapable.
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