Handifat
a person with a handicap license plate or sticker who doesn’t have any physical ailments other than spending too much time at the bakery or buffet.
hey, look at that fat sh-t at the dunkin donuts, i think she has a handifat license plate. i’ll bet she hasn’t seen her feet in ten years.
1. (adj.) an ada-recognized syndrome of big bones, thyroid disorder, and water retention, which ent-tles those afflicted to supersize their civic status along with their value meals, upgrading to 24/7 front-row parking, flashy aluminum walkers, and zippy electric scooters; all at no additional charge.
2. (n.) transfats with unique characteristics and uses.
1. handifat parking only: average joes will be towed.
2. orbiting nasa scientists, while sucking liquified spam through a tube in zero-g conditions, have made bold new discoveries for the many applications of handifat.
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