hanging blumpkin


while getting head on the toilet, your fecal matter hangs from the -n-s due to an insufficient pressure in the r-ct-m. only a proper -rg-sm can release the “hanging” feces and cause it to fall into the toilet with a kir plunk sound.
hanging blumpkin is a genetical relative to the blumpkin.

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